Personally designed by gun nut Alex Jones, you will soon be able to live the American Dream (yee-haa) with your very own Infowar$ guns, rifles and bullets, all personally designed by gun nut Alex Jones for maximum death and fun.
Protect yourself from all those invading hordes of leftists, mooslims, immigrants and Leprachauns.
Shoot them all dead. Pow! Pow! Pow!
And why not. Infowar$ now actually sell their own male beauty products!
So what's the next logical step to make something an Infowar$ thing? GUNS! RIFLES! AMMO!
After that? Infowar$ bog roll? With pictures of Alex and the crew on each lovingly cushioned sheet? So you can wipe your botbot on a picture of the Infowar$ crew after each and every dump?
Actually, that last idea could be a winner for someone, but I suppose money-oriented Alex will claim image rights first and make a few cents from every sheet.
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