CHRIST IS RISEN (ALLEGEDLY)

But where is he, eh?

Where is the lad?

And where's his dad?

In some 13th dimensional boozer doing keys with Allah and the rest of his mates. 

THE AI CORPORATE CIRCLE JERK

Available on Medium, Will Lockett writes about the AI corporate circle jerk involving Amazon, OpenAI and Nvidia:

As I have covered before, the AI industry is currently neck-deep in circular financing. AI companies like OpenAI, AI hardware operators like Amazon or Coreweave, and AI hardware suppliers like Nvidia are funding each other to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars in a large-scale corporate circle jerk to increase each other’s value and prevent loss-making AI labs from collapsing. For example, Nvidia and Amazon recently gave OpenAI tens of billions of dollars, but in return, OpenAI will use almost all this money to buy their AI chips and use their AI data centres. Unfortunately, OpenAI’s annual losses are only growing, as its models become more and more expensive to train and operate. So it needs a constant flow of these gargantuan cash injections to stave off bankruptcy. In other words, established data centre giants like Nvidia and Amazon are funding colossal, unprofitable AI companies to drive up demand for their hardware, operations, and sales and, in turn, increase their share value. 

CHINESE 'CIVILIANS' ADVISING IRAN VIA SOCIAL MEDIA

Civilians, of course.

A Chinese video by “Laohu Talks World” is going viral online, breaking down how Iran could try to target the F-35 Lightning II using existing equipment by simplifying the problem step by step.

The speaker argues that air combat isn’t realistic given Iran’s aging fleet, including… pic.twitter.com/manFAT1AEy

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) April 3, 2026

TRUMP ISN'T WINNING HIS WAR ON IRAN

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

MEET THE NEW DIRECTOR OF THE DOJ

It depends on what you mean by "party".

pic.twitter.com/WbSKpHEFNL

— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) April 3, 2026

EXPERIENCE

Winning.

"A former Fox News weekend host just fired a four-star general with combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, replaced him with his own former assistant, and did it during a live war in which the next decision could put American soldiers on Iranian soil for the first time in… https://t.co/jBFC1M5w0j

— Daniel McAdams (@DanielLMcAdams) April 3, 2026

DID ALEX JONES JUST ADMIT DEFEAT TODAY?

Maybe.

Or maybe not.

The word you're looking for is : slippery.

Alex claims to be the great patriot but protects his ancestors who helped to create and fought for Texas and the treasonous and slavery-loving Confederate States of America. 

And he is on tape confessing his support for Israel.

Which is what all this war etc is all about. 

Before today, people would say, "As slippery as an eel".

From today onwards, we can say, "As slippery as an Alex".

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

WHAT IS THE WAR ON IRAN ALL ABOUT?

In the last few days Trump has stated that the war was not about regime change or Iran's uranium.

As Israel makes a grab for the West Bank and South Lebanon at the same time, and burying the Epstein mega-scandal, we can ask: is the war for Israel?

 

DANGER

The lad begged for a revolution and regime change on the 1st day of his war!

"Regime change was not one of the things I had as a goal." — Trump

This person is a danger to international security. pic.twitter.com/m5i48aczbc

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) April 1, 2026

WATER WARS

Water.

Wasn't it Michael Burry who said the most important commodity would be water?

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran says water desalination plant on Qeshm Island taken out of service after being targeted by US-Israeli missiles.

Get ready Gulf, IT IS ON!

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) March 31, 2026

THANKS A LOT, MR TRUMP

The only country now that will not hate the USA is Israel.

And everyone hates Israel.

A world food crisis is coming as a consequence of the war on Iran. It’s not just about fertilizers and grains. Tomatoes and cucumbers are grown in greenhouses powered by gas. Gas is getting too expensive which means shortages are looming. pic.twitter.com/wM5UyPK1Ph

— Isabella M Weber (@IsabellaMWeber) March 31, 2026

TTS WORD OF THE DAY 31ST MARCH 2026

Read this X below and work out for yourself what is the word of the day.

Your warriors murdered hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese. They incinerated people with chemical weapons. They raped women and children. And still they couldn’t win and fled for their lives. You sir are a thundercunt. https://t.co/2ePQlQLQHg

— Richie Allen (@BBGRichie) March 30, 2026

ISRAEL NOT SENDING TROOPS INTO IRAN BUT PREPARING TO NUKE IRAN INSTEAD

Sounds about right.

I have received information from several credible sources indicating that Israel is prepared and indeed preparing to use nuclear weapons in its war with Iran.
If this is the case, Iran is not the only place that urgently needs regime change. What do you think ? pic.twitter.com/Q6GfkV9Vuy

— Andrew Bridgen (@ABridgen) March 31, 2026

ISRAEL APPROVES DEATH PENALTY FOR TERRORISM IN WEST BANK

They've done it.

The death penalty for terrorism in the West Bank.

The definition of 'terrorism'?

BREATHING!

You aren't allowed to defend yourself from murder, rape, arson, livestock slaughtered, olive farms uprooted, anything.

This is a huge power play that Satan-yahu is playing now while Trump is in the White House: Gaza, West Bank, Lebanon, Iran. 

HITLER THOUGHT HE COULD EASILY TAKE THE SOVIET UNION

Trump says he can easily take Kharg Island. 

WHAT IS IT WITH ISRAEL AND PAEDOPHILES?

Epstein. Cohn. Convicted paedos emigrate to sanctuary in Israel.

Onlyfans CEO sold child porn when he was 18 years old. He gave the money to Israel. https://t.co/0L5h2O1CZh

— Syrian Girl (@Partisangirl) March 30, 2026

TRUMP ON IRAN: THEN AND NOW

Then (1987) : Grab the oil

Now (2026) : I want to grab the oil. 

He's just a bog standard US Zionist neocon warmonger dressed as the Messiah in a suit. 

COST OF SPUDS COULD RISE BY 40%

Thank King Donald I.

See : 'Cost to supply potatoes has risen 40%'

 

REVENGE

Lincoln may well have understood.

🔴 Iran's Navy Commander, Rear Admiral Shahram Irani:

🔺 Once the Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier strike group enters its range, it will be targeted with coastal missiles to avenge the Dena martyrs. pic.twitter.com/RUmLYwEMrQ

— Press TV 🔻 (@PressTV) March 29, 2026

BUT...BUT...BUT, RUBIO SAID THE WAR WOULD LAST ANOTHER 4 WEEKS MAX

Notice how the war keeps expanding and expanding and expanding?

Two weeks to flatten the curve.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US military prepares for potential two-month long ground operation in Iran, WaPo reports. pic.twitter.com/3HDGAl8b0k

— BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) March 29, 2026

ISRAELIS IN NATIONWIDE PROTEST AGAINST IRAN WAR

Yes, Israelis oppose the war.

Just like some Jews oppose Zionism, like Jews Against Zionism, and Neturei Karta.

See : Israelis Rally Against Iran War; 22 Arrested During Violent Police Dispersals

 

ONLY ONE THIRD OF IRAN'S MISSILES DESTROYED

So still a looooooong way to go.

And how long before China REALLY gets involved? 

See : US has destroyed only a third of Iran’s missiles, intelligence suggests

 

TRUMP SAYS 3500 IRAN TARGETS LEFT, PUNK RUBIO SAYS WAR TO LAST AT LAST 2 MORE WEEKS

3500 / 14 = 250

That's 250 targets per day for the next 2 weeks if the war will end sooner rather than later.

But what if one of those targets Trump mentions is Kharg Island?  

SAILING

This is for all you sailors Munsoned out there in the middle of the Strait of Hormuz.

Coz Epstein's best mate Trump thought he could win a world war in 1 day.

VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING TRUMP HAS DONE CAN BE REVERSED, EXCEPT...

Helping to kill 75,000 in Gaza.

And helping to try to destroy Iran.

Everything else can be easily reversed with a quick stroke of a pen.

Just think about that.

Then understand why I was very sceptical of Trump in  2015 through his association with deep CIA agent Roy Cohn, and Trump's naked Zionism.

 

I REMEMBERED THIS SATANIC SYMBOL THE OTHER NIGHT

Besides the content in the post linked to at the bottom, Alex Jones talked about President Andrew Jackson a few days ago. Jones worships Jackson, because his ancestors worked for and with Jackson. I detest Jackson, who I consider to be the absolute scum of the earth. 

Jackson:

1. was the Godfather of the Confederacy;
2. was a traitor; 
3. was a British agent/puppet/dupe who was surrounded by many of the same; 
4. was the largest slaveholder of his time;
5.  organised a raid to capture and return runaway slaves to their 'owners'.

Yet Alex loves him!

Alex also loved and claims to have vetted Trump, who we now see serving Israel fomenting large scale war in the Middle East having failed to secure peace in the NATO-provoked Russia-Ukraine conflict

Anyhoo, I remembered this satanic symbol being drawn on my car.

Has a satanic spell been cast on me?

See : ANYONE ELSE HAD THIS DEEPLY SATANIC SYMBOL DRAWN ON THEIR CAR? 

A BOLD PREDICTION

Trump has stalled his attacks on energy infrastructure. But not the ground invasion. So let's wait and see...

Tomorrow. 30 minutes after the market closes, Trump will announce a ground invasion of Iran due to “failed talks.”

Bookmark this.

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) March 27, 2026

THE LAD'S GOT A POINT

Napalm? Nukes?

I've been watching. We Were Soldiers, recently.

Breaking — head of Iranian parliament, Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf: “How can the US, which can't even protect its own soldiers at its bases in the region and instead leaves them stashed away in hotels and parks, protect them on our soil?” pic.twitter.com/HeActI52ev

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) March 27, 2026

DRONES ATTACK BARKSDALE

Not just any old drones. Sophisticated drones.

False flag, anyone?

This should be the biggest story in the country right now.

Barksdale is the HQ for our B52 nuclear bombers, it's where Bush sheltered on 9/11, and the drones are reported as "far more sophisticated than anything seen in Ukraine ... and well beyond Iranian capabilities." pic.twitter.com/6T4jc8KBSg

— Ari Schulman (@AriSchulman) March 26, 2026

THIS ICKE-SPLAINS WHY BILLIONAIRES ARE INVESTING IN BODYOIDS

A few days ago I posted a story about billionaires investing in bodyoids, which are basically lab-grown huumans with no head/brain. The aim is to harvest the bodyoid for organs. Here's how much a bodyoid could sell for.

How much would it cost to produce a bodyoid?

What are we becoming if we tolerate this?

International Organ values for a healthy 25-year-old person:

Kidney × 2 £169,850
Liver £395,000
Heart £790,000
Lungs × 2 £355,500
Corneas × 2£27,650
Bone marrow £18,170

Total £1,756,170

— Catherine Blaiklock (@blaiklockBP) March 27, 2026

WELCOME TO IRAN

Iran issues a warning.

To All American Soldiers!

We hope you’ve been informed that #IRAN is the place where Palestinian, Lebanese, Iraqi, and Yemeni fighters have mastered ground combat at a highly professional level!

You’re about to face a true master of ground warfare:

Welcome To IRAN!

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) March 26, 2026

WHEN 2 WARS BECOME 1

Iran and Ukraine.

Trump said he would stop the Russia Ukraine conflict on his 1st day. He didn't.

Instead Trump launched a huge illegal war of his own...on Iran.

Now the 2 wars are becoming 1.

So much for the President of Peace. 

See : How wars in the Middle East and Ukraine are converging

 

CLOSER

What will happen if Iran hits Dimona? Because Iran is getting closer.

And is psycho madman Trump willing to take that risk?

Breaking — 🇮🇷 Iranian missiles strike the vicinity of the Dimona nuclear facility in the Negev. pic.twitter.com/c001SflDEg

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) March 25, 2026

SURPRISE! ISRAEL USING PHOSPHOROUS ON CIVILIANS (AGAIN)

It's in their cold blood.

War. Rape.Arson. Torture. And phosphorous. Again.

But they're God's Chosen Lads...so it's all OK!

See : Israel using white phosphorus to scorch earth in south Lebanon, researcher says

 

GREATER ISRAEL, ANYONE?

So, while the world focuses on Iran, Israel blows up all major bridges over the Litani river, and has just declared that it will 'control' all land (and thus people) south of the Litani in what we currently know as Lebanon.

Sounds a bit like annexation to me.

Sounds a bit like Greater Israel. 

A DISASTROUS MISTAKE

And a bloody one too.

Breaking — German President calls war on Iran "a disastrous mistake."

World is finally waking up. pic.twitter.com/IdhOmFByap

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) March 24, 2026

OFCOM TO INVESTIGATE CLAIMS OF CLIMATE CHANGE DENIAL

We can't have an open debate.

Why has the climate changed so many time so drastically before 1700? It can't be man.

See : Ofcom to investigate complaints of climate change denial for first time since 2017

 

THE BODYOID

Billionaires financing a biotech company to grow headless human bodies for organs.

See : Bodyoids 

IRAN ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE ATTACKED

But...but...but, Trump said there would be a 5 day halt for peace.

Trump or Israel did it, they struck iranian power stations.

Iran promises to go ahead with their promised retalation.

The IRGC’s Fars News says U.S.-Israeli airstrikes targeted Iranian energy facilities, including the gas management building and a gas pressure reduction… pic.twitter.com/RCukCAlDA7

— Syrian Girl (@Partisangirl) March 24, 2026

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?

4 weeks ago peace talks were being held over Iran.

Multiple sources say a deal was close.

But then Kushner and Witkoff sabotaged the talks, and Trump started the war.

4 weeks later and Trump is saying the same thing: a deal is close.

Iran denied any talks, but has issued some very strong demands. 

 

PFIZER COVID JAB NOT FULLY TESTED BEFORE RELEASE

It was not tested for cancer causing properties.

We now see cancers exploding all over the world.

See : Covid jab skipped vital safety checks 'due to time constraints', German Covid inquiry told

 

NO PEACE TALKS BUT IRAN ISSUES DEMANDS

Once again Trump has exaggerated. There are no talks, but Iran has issued demmands, including reparations, peace in Lebanon.

Iran seems confused. Is this from Which Path to Persia playbook?

🚨NEW: A senior Iranian official tells Drop Site’s Jeremy Scahill and Murtaza Husssin: “There aren’t any negotiations taking place. The Iranian side has simply communicated its conditions to [the U.S.] and even that has been done indirectly,” adding that U.S. messages have also… https://t.co/4ixfXjLDRS pic.twitter.com/TxjijaWpI3

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 23, 2026

IRAN WANTS FULL COMPENSATION FOR WAR LOSSES AND GUARANTEES OF NO MORE ATTACKS

But the speaker claims peace talks are "fake news".

BREAKING — Tehran wants guarantees that it won’t be attacked again and full compensation for its war losses as key demands to end the conflict, according to a Turkish source.

Source: Middle East Eye

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) March 23, 2026

WHILE TRUMP LAUNCHES AN ILLEGAL WAR ON IRAN, HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE WAR HE SAID HE WOULD STOP IN 1 DAY

Russia invaded Ukraine in early 2022. But that wasn't when the war started. It started much earler, in 2014 at the latest, because of NATO driving Ukraine to provoke Russia, which Zelensky was able to do with calls for the ethnic cleansing of Russians from Ukraine.

Anyhoo, Trump said he could sort out that conflict on his first day as POTUs. He didn't. But he did launch an illegal war on Iran with arguably the most detested man on the planet:Benjamin Satan-yahu.

Here's what's happening in that Russia-Ukraine conflict, and how the Iran war is affecting that conflict.

Global attention is focused on the Persian Gulf.
But we have news too.

March 2026 became the first month when, in terms of deep strikes, Ukraine reached parity with Russia.

The average number of long-range kamikaze drones launched by Ukraine has significantly increased, while… https://t.co/OoTAHjfJkU pic.twitter.com/3Rhc8LMRvr

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) March 22, 2026

TTS X OF THE DAY 23RD MARCH 2026

When they started the war, Trump and Satan-yahu urged Iranians to rise up. It didn't happen, because the earlier trouble during protests in Iran was fake and events inflated.

And Trump fell for it. And now we're all going to pay for it, one way or another.

NY Times has essentially confirmed that Israel played a role in stimulating the violent regime change riots that left around 3000 dead in Iran this January 8 and 9, but which were marketed in the West as pro-democracy protests.

It was well understood by the Mossad that those… pic.twitter.com/1Ki4Ow2cMs

— Max Blumenthal (@MaxBlumenthal) March 23, 2026

AS TRUMP SAYS PEACE WITHIN REACH, ISRAEL SAYS NOPE

Trump stopped his bombing threat for 5 days, saying the USA had good talks with Iran.

So Israel did the bombing for him,

The Israeli Air Force has begun a new wave of strikes targeting infrastructure sites across the Iranian capital of Tehran.

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) March 23, 2026

PSYCHO MADMAN TRUMP APPEARS TO THREATEN IRAN WITH NUKES

Trump started this unnecessary, illegal war.

He claimed on the 1st day that it was already won.

 3 weeks later he is now considering a ground invasion, knocking out Iran's power supply, and appears to have just threatened using nukes on Iran.

No words are necessary. 

We know and understand what you're thinking. 

It's OK to shake your head and mutter obscenities to yourself. 

See : Trump Warns Iran "Weapons of Mass Destruction"

 

IRAN DENIES LAUNCHING BALLISTIC MISSILES AT DIEGO GARCIA

I had a feeling this would be the case.

No evidence provided, just claims, which are now being used by the Zionists to terrify Europe to drag more nations into the war on Iran.

Because the USA and Israel are not winning the illegal war that they started. 

See : Did Iran launch missiles at US-UK base on Diego Garcia? Here’s what to know

 

BUT TRUMP NOT ONLY HURTS PEOPLE, HE KILLS THEM TOO! AND THAT INCLUDES CHILDREN.

Trump posted of hi joy at the death of Robert Mueller, saying, "I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"

But Trump supported the recent engineered genocide in Gaza, in which at least 25,000 children were blown to bits, and he is currently bombing Iran, killing children in the process. 

$1.2 TRILLION MILITARY V $10 BILLION MILITARY

And Trump and Satan-yahu are trying to drag NATO into it too.

We should laugh, but children are being blown to bits and fried.

FYI, Iran’s military budget is $10 Billion

🇺🇸 Pentagon asking for $200 Billion on top of the $1 trillion to fight Iran.

Iran’s DEFEATING 2 nuclear states TOGETHER! pic.twitter.com/PAf8qdYRW5

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) March 21, 2026

THIS ICKE-SPLAINS WHY THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF STONE'S FILM JFK WAS A TOP ISRAELI NUCLEAR SPY

The film accuses far right elements of US intels acting in cooperation with Cuban exiles and the mob. All were pissed off at The Bay of Pigs fiasco, and JFKs detente with the Soviets.

I initially believed this.

But I later learned that the Executive Producer of the film. Arnon Milchan, was the top nuclear spy in the USA for Israel.

JFK was killed by hard core Cold Warriors in the US intels. But they wanted to give their ally Israel the bomb because Israel was surrounded by Soviet client states, while JFK opposed this. JFKs replacement, LBJ, gave Israel all it wanted, including the bomb via James Jesus Angleton. Israel thanked the USA by attacking the USS Liberty, killing 34 US service personnel. JFKs brother RFK was going to investigate his brother's assassination so he was killed by the same gang in a hotel owned by a Zionist mobster, and they blamed it on a Palestinian.

JFK & ISRAEL'S DIMONA:
THE REAL REASON FOR JFK'S ASSASSINATION?

President John F. Kennedy was deeply concerned about Israel's nuclear program and the Dimona reactor, which was constructed with French assistance starting in 1958. The U.S. government, including Kennedy, viewed… pic.twitter.com/ABNLxXdnEi

— Robin Monotti (@robinmonotti) March 22, 2026

THREE WEEKS OF A WAR THAT WAS REPORTED WON BEFORE IT WAS EVEN STARTED (AND IT'S GOING TO GET MUCH WORSE)

Iran is not bending over.

I doubt that it is going to bend over.

And Trump is preparing a massive blitz from Diego Garcia, and ground invasion. 

Even though he said 3 weeks ago that the war was already won, and he would do killing stuff for fun. 

SURPRISE! SATAN-YAHU PROPOSES PIPELINES THAT RUN TO AND THROUGH ISRAEL

So, let's get this straight.

Satan-yahu and mega-Zionist Trump launch an unprovoked, unnecessary, illegal war on Iran.

Iran retaliates by closing the Strait of Hormuz.

Satan-yahu then proposes pipelines to carry oil and gas to and through Israel, thus avoiding the Strait of Hormuz.

For the world to accept this the Strait of Hormuz would need to be closed for a very long time, which means a long war. 

Another obvious example of problem-reaction-solution? 

We are beginning to see the birth of an Israeli empire.

Gaza. West Bank. Lebanon. Pipelines. 

What's next? Overt slave-trading in Jerusalem markets?

See : Israeli PM proposes replacing Strait of Hormuz with pipelines through Israel

 

 

TRUMP CALLS NATO ALLIES "COWARDS" FOR NOT SUPPORTING HIS UNPROVOKED ILLEGAL WAR ON IRAN

But he swerved the Vietnam War claiming he had heel spurs (when he didn't have heel spurs).

 

3,200 SHIPS AND 20,000 SAILORS STUCK IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

Trump's going to have to do something drastic soon: either call for ceasefire, or boots on the ground.

⚓️ UN shipping agency says 3,200 vessels stranded west of Strait of Hormuz

About 20,000 seafarers are stranded aboard ships as threats of attacks on commercial vessels disrupt transit through the Strait of Hormuz, the International Maritime Organization said ahead of an… pic.twitter.com/r76K6ODmHV

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 20, 2026

AS TRUMP TALKS OF TURNING IRAN INTO VIETNAM 2.0, REMEMBER THAT TRUMP SWERVED THE ORIGINAL VIETNAM WAR

Trump claimed he had heel spurs, even though he was a superb athlete at the time.

The doctor who signed him off was a tenant of Trump's father.

So, there you go... 

I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN ALEX JONES SAID DONALD TRUMP HAD BEEN RECRUITED BY THE U S ARMY

So what happened?

Was it a lie?

Was Trump booted out and betrayed the USA to Israel?

Or what?  

SO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ISRAEL AND USA RUN OUT OF MISSILES AND INTERCEPTORS?

But Iran continues to launch missiles and drones?

Do USA and Israel then use nukes? 

 

THE BEN GURION CANAL : THE WINNERS AND LOSERS

The winners : Israel, construction companies, lawyers, logistics planners.

The losers : Gaza, the environment.

See : Gaza’s genocide, the Ben-Gurion canal, and the politics of reconstruction – erasure by design

 

GENTLE REMINDER THAT GARTH ICKE POSTED HARD CORE PORN ON HIS DAUGHTER'S 2ND BIRTHDAY

Coz that's what all normal dad's do: post hard core porn on their daughter's 2nd birthday. 

IRAN HITS ISRAEL NUCLEAR FACILITY AT BUSHER

This is starting to get out of control now.

JUST IN - Iran informs the IAEA that a projectile hit the Busher nuclear power plant. There were no immediate reports of damage to the power station. pic.twitter.com/XHmwFcaMiV

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 18, 2026

TRUMP PREPARED TO SEND 'MURICANS TO FIGHT AND DIE IN IRAN

'Muricans except himself and his children.

But you and your family?

Get a gun and some boots on!  

BREAKING : TRUMP TO RENAME GULF OF AMERICA

It was known as The Gulf of Mexico.

Then Trump renamed it The Gulf of America.

But he's changed his mind, and is now to rename it The Gulf of Israel. 

TTS X OF THE DAY 18TH MARCH 2026

There is no need for war. There was a deal. But Kushner wanted war for Israel.

So, did Trump go to war to please Ivanka (who he wants to you-know-what)?

First, the Omani FM came out and revealed that there was a deal on the table that met Trump's demands, but that he instead chose war.

And now, it is revealed that the British National Security Advisor was also part of the talks, and he too attests to the fact that A) there was…

— Trita Parsi (@tparsi) March 17, 2026

TRUMP ACKNOWLEDGES ISRAEL HAS A SECRET NUCLEAR ARSENAL

God's Chosen Lads have nukes. I believe that.

But Trump says they won't use them. I don't believe that.

See : Trump acknowledges Israel's secret nuclear arsenal during war with Iran

 

STARTING WARS IS EEZY PEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY, INNIT

It's how you stop them.

That's the hard bit.

And Trump hadn't stopped the NATO-provoked Russia-Ukraine war before he started a brand new illegal war, which he is desperately trying to drag NATO in to. 

TRUMP TALKS TO GHOSTS

Not that different to Davod Icke and his infamous spirit guides...

President Trump said Monday that he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran.

• An aide for George W. Bush says that “they haven’t been in touch."

• An aide to Bill Clinton says that whoever Trump was referring to was not Clinton.

• An Obama aide says “no recent…

— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 17, 2026

GOD'S CHOSEN ARSONISTS

Just God's Chosen Lads setting people on fire.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Israeli settlers just set a Palestinian guy on fire in Ramallah, West Bank.

They immobilized him, poured gasoline over, and set him on fire.

https://t.co/xk80WWvywE

— Parody Jeff (@Parodyjeffx) March 16, 2026

NOW TRUMP DRAGS NATO INTO HIS ILLEGAL WAR ON IRAN

The mighty USA military can't defeat Iran on their own.

So Trump drags NATO into his illegal war.

No words necessary.

We all know what everyone else is thinking. 

Just shake your head and hope. 

Because this is embarrassing. 

RUSSIA AND CHINA PROVODING IRAN WITH GOOD POLITICAL,ECONOMIC AND MILITARY COOPERATION

But is it enough?

 See : Iran says Russia and China providing ‘military cooperation’

 

GUESS WHO : ISRAEL OR IRAN

Also missing from this list : Israel attacked USS Liberty, and did 9/11, not Iran.

Why aren't we bombing israel? https://t.co/iGYufbd4TF pic.twitter.com/9mPOJXLVt6

— Sam Parker 🇺🇸🧯 (@BasedSamParker) March 14, 2026

DEFINITELY TTS X OF THE DAY 15TH MARCH 2026

Absolutely no contest whatsoever.

So Trump launched an illegal war on Iran against the advice of his military generals & now wants the UK to sort out his mess?

Fuck off Trump

Go & ask your blackmailer Benjamin Netanyahu. If you can find him. https://t.co/YudxMi81Ww

— Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel (@MirabelTweets1) March 14, 2026

TRUMP BEGS THE WORLD TO SAVE HIS SORRY ASS

After belittling Starmer at the G7 and saying the war is won, Trump is now begging Starmer to send the navy to keep the Strait of Hormuz open.

He's also begged France and even...CHINA!! 

He said nearly 2 weeks ago that the war was already won. 

GOD'S CHOSEN RAPISTS

And God was so happy with his Chosen Lads gang-raping a Palestinian prisoner, he promoted them to God's Chosen Rapists.

They raped a man.
They gang-raped him.
They raped him so brutally that he had to be hospitalized.
Doctors documented the injuries.
The video of the assault was leaked.

Now the rapists are free.

This is not just unlawful and immoral. It is sick!#ThisIsIsrael https://t.co/8eSc7RNsJb

— Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt (@FranceskAlbs) March 13, 2026

THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

So start stopping starting wars!

Vance: "When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world." pic.twitter.com/NGEUSIO7EN

— Home of the Brave (@OfTheBraveUSA) March 9, 2026

SAFE PASSAGE THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IF YOU PAY IN YUAN

The Yuan is to the Renminbi what the penny is to the pound. The City of London is the banker of the Renminbi outside of mainland China.

🇮🇷 Iran is now considering a wild move: only letting oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz if the cargo is paid in Chinese yuan ditching the US dollar for most trades.

This would be a massive shift as ~80% of global oil is priced & traded in USD.

If Iran pulls it off, it’s a… https://t.co/MzmWnD6m7b pic.twitter.com/RMYccU3Qhy

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 14, 2026

SIX-FINGERED SATAN-YAHU

A video has been released of Satan-yahu. He has 6 fingers on his right hand!

Last time I checked, humans usually dont have 6 fingers…. AI does.

Is Netenyahu no more? pic.twitter.com/EUkIsKGmHR

— AustraliaFirstOnly (@gigabasedd) March 13, 2026

IRAN MAY BE WINNING

Two weeks of war, and what do we see?

Yes, a new leadership in Iran, but no sign of any revolution.

We see nations neighbouring Iran in flames, with residents fleeing in terror abandoning their pets.

We see tankers ablaze in The Strait of Hormuz.

We see missiles and drones hitting Israel at will.

Meanwhile the USA and Israel seem only capable of hitting civilians and civilian infrastructure. 

This could all change with US boots on the ground, and US nuking Iran. 

AND THEY CALL IT DEADLY ACCURACY

Why so many civilian targets?

According to Iran's Red Crescent, the US and Israel have hit "more than 20,000 non-military buildings, including 17,353 that were residential".

How many of those attacks on civilian infrastructure were launched from RAF bases in Britain? pic.twitter.com/ezIBUN1fJF

— Declassified UK (@declassifiedUK) March 13, 2026

AS THE WORLD FOCUSES ON IRAN, ISRAEL QUIETLY STRANGLES GAZA

God's Chosen Lads, innit.

🛻 Gaza | Humanitarian Aid Collapse

Israel is exploiting the global focus on the war with Iran to deepen the humanitarian crisis in Gaza, as aid deliveries fall to just 30% of required levels and the transfer of critically ill patients out of the enclave has completely halted,… pic.twitter.com/F2TS7YNcrB

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 13, 2026

PROBABLY NOTHING : LARRY SILVERSTEIN BUYS ICONIC LA BUILDING JUST AS 4 US MILITARY DRONES GO MISSING?

With rumours that IRGC sleeper cells are targeting California?

US Bank Tower in LA was just acquired by none other than Larry Silverstein.

Might not be a bad idea to work remotely, effective immediately. pic.twitter.com/IzaurnSLpl

— Stew Peters (@realstewpeters) March 12, 2026

INSECTS AND LAB GROWN MEAT TO BE 'NORMAL' PART OF UK DIET BY 2036

It's already happening, claims the Food Standards Authority.

See : Britons will be eating INSECTS in just nine years' time, Food Standards Agency claims

 

IRAN UPRISING WAS "WISHFUL THINKING"

Hoping that bombing Iran would provoke an uprising was "wishful thinking" with no hard intelligence.

Great!

See : We attacked Iran with no clear plan for regime change, Israeli security sources say

 

CHEVRON AND SHELL ABOUT TO REACH HUGE VENEZUELA OIL DEALS

A bit quick, innit?

CEOs were initially reluctant and sceptical.

What's happened since? 

See : Exclusive: Chevron, Shell closing in on first big oil production deals in Venezuela since US captured Maduro, sources say

 

QUICK REMINDER THAT TRUMP STILL HASN'T SORTED OUT THE NATO-PROVOKED RUSSIA UKRAINE CONFLICT

He said it would take him a day to sort it out.

But he's got more urgent matters to attend to...like blowing up 160 young girls in Iran.  

NO REVOLUTION IN IRAN ANY TIME SOON

Multiple US intel analyses suggest no uprising.

But we do see a multitude of oil tankers on fire in the Strait of Hormuz. 

See : ‘Multitude’ of US intel reports said to show Iranian regime not at risk of falling

 

IS SATAN-YAHU DEAD?

He's not been seen or heard from in public since Iran attacked him personally on 9th March.

It could explain why Trump is reportedly trying to get out of the war he started.

HENCE THE EPSTEIN WAR

America believes Trump went to war on Iran to cover up the Epstein scandal

Hence the Epstein war.

But it is also a 9/11 war, the 7th of 7 foretold by General Wesley Clark shortly after 9/11. 

See : NEW POLL: Majority of Americans Believe Trump Launched Iran War to Cover Up Epstein Scandal

 

 

HOW'S THIS FOR CREEPINESS?

Just sat working on my computer, with my phone switched on next to me.

I began counting dates, when my phone suddenly opened up its calendar without me touching it!

I NEVER USE THE CALENDAR. 

AND I WAS ONLY COUNTING IN MY HEAD, NOT OUT LOUD!! 

IRAN ALMOST RHYMES WITH VIETNAM

Troops on the ground. B52s.

All we need is a false flag...

U.S. Senator on Senate Armed Services Committee says after classified Iran briefing from top military brass: “We seem to be on a path toward deploying American troops on the ground in Iran." https://t.co/3MimKJru4R

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 10, 2026

DEATH, FIRE AND FURY

Trump's words.

Iran to face death, fire and fury for blocking The Strait of Hormuz.

Reminder that this is the lad who (allegedly) wrote The Art of the Deal.

Perhaps he should rename it The Art of the Steal. 

ZIONIST WARMONGER GRAHAM SAYS THE GOAL IS A MONOPOLY ON OIL

It looks that way.

The 9/11 wars, and now Venezuela, have strong whiff of oil (and Zionism and blood).

Which begs the question : where is China? 

See : Graham: Our goal in Iran is to make a 'ton of money' and get an oil monopoly

HEY, DUDE! WHERE'S MY REVOLUTION (IN IRAN)?

Er, it ain't happenin'!

See : Iranians Hold Massive Rally in Tehran in Support of Iran’s New Supreme Leader

 

PUTIN OFFERS "UNWAVERING SUPPORT" TO NEW IRAN LEADER

Like Assad?

Russian President Vladimir Putin on Monday pledged “unwavering support” to Iran's new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, who was appointed after his father and predecessor was killed in U.S.-Israeli strikes.https://t.co/E6xFfCDdad

— The Moscow Times (@MoscowTimes) March 9, 2026

LEBANON : THE QUIET WAR

394 dead in a week.

All quietly killed by Israel.

While the world focuses on Iran and Gulf nations.

See : Israeli Strikes Kill 394 in Lebanon in One Week, Including 83 Children

 

NO CLEAR PLAN FOR IRAN AFTER WAR

4 sources tell The Intercept that there is no clear plan for Iran after the war.

It just seems to be to bomb them until they are no longer a perceived threat.

See : Sources Briefed on Iran War Say U.S. Has No Plans for What Comes Next

 

THE DONROE DOCTRINE : WHY IS TRUMP INTERFERING IN THE MIDDLE EAST?

The Donroe Doctrine is about 'owning' the hemisphere, and keeping others out.

So why is Trump bombing and killing children in Iran? 

MEET GOD'S CHOSEN LADS

When they're not killing kids, they're sexually abusing them.

Why didn't we hear anything in the Western media about this?

A massive ritual Paedophile ring exposed in Israel involving senior political, police and business leaders.

Toddlers, young girl's and women tortured and abused.

The scale of the abuse of young children over… pic.twitter.com/ESx8bscOBD

— Chay Bowes (@BowesChay) March 7, 2026

IT'S NOT JUST THAT TRUMP BETRAYED MAGA, IT'S THE WAY HE BETRAYED MAGA : KILLING KIDS AND THEIR RESCUER PARENTS IN A DOUBLE TAP

The lad's got style!

And he calls Iran the loser?! Pffft! He has lost all credibility and moral authority.

CNN admits it was the US not Israel that killed 150 Iranian school girls on the first day of the war. It was a double tap, they also killed their parents who were trying to rescue them. pic.twitter.com/ejo9o07K3B

— Syrian Girl (@Partisangirl) March 7, 2026

WHO WANTS MOHAMMED TO BE THE MOST POPULAR NAME IN THE UK?

Itamar Ben-Gvir, the Minister of National Security for Israel.

Now you see why Israel did 9/11?

Ben Gvir and a crowd of Israelis celebrate flooding Europe with Arabs.

“We want Mohammed to be the most popular name in the UK!

We want more Mohammeds in Britain, Sweden, and France!”

You’ve been played. pic.twitter.com/9MG2OTTmyd

— ADAM (@AdameMedia) March 6, 2026

IRANIAN MIGRANTS FROM EPSTEIN WAR ALREADY LINING UP TO CROSS ENGLISH CHANNEL TO THE UK

Oh so predictable.

Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya (Africa), Syria.

All 9/11 wars. 

Now Iran.

See :  Iranian migrants fleeing regime arrive at Calais Jungle in bid to cross Channel into Britain - and warn 'there are many more on their way' amid US strikes

WHY ARE RUSSIA AND CHINA NOT RUSHING TO DEFEND IRAN?

I was expecting some assistance from at least one of them, but so far only protests.

But that could change if this Epstein war drags on. 

See : Where are Iran’s allies? Why Moscow, Beijing are keeping their distance

 

BUT...BUT...BUT, I THOUGHT THE EPSTEIN WAR WAS ABOUT BRINGING DEMOCRACY TO IRAN

King Donald I says he'll pick Iran's next leader.

So the Iranians won't have much of a say?

And it looks like his favourites were killed in missile strikes, and Trump is aware that the next leader could be worse than Khamenei!

Well, that's a guarantee if he is using cutthroat jihadis!! 

See : Trump Says He Must Have a Say in Picking Iran’s New Leader

 

KURDS TO STAY OUT OF EPSTEIN WAR

So the USA and Israel will have to rely on their old buddies, the cutthroat Jihadis they used in Libya and Syria.

See : President Nechirvan Barzani reiterates Kurdistan Region will stay out of conflict