LUTES AND FLUTES AND CHASE ME ROUND THE MAYPOLE

Lucky Jim is a History lecturer at a provincial university. His view of history is very different to that of his head of department Professor Welch who views our horrible history with rose-tinted spectacles. Welch has written a manuscript of medieval history which gives a very romantic view of those times. Lucky Jim is given the opportunity to save his job if he gives the memorial lecture in honour of the inauguration of the new Chancellor of the University.

Lucky Jim, after a series of comedic events, turns up for the lecture with a black eye, drunk and getting more drunk after the new Chancellor gives him a swig or two of whisky from his hipflask. Lucky Jim has also had some pills.

Lucky Jim begins his lecture slurring and nervous, clearly unhappy with the theme of the lecture, Merrie England, taken almost verbatim from Welch's rose-tinted manuscript.

But as Lucky Jim becomes more drunk and more confident, he eventually loses his patience and begins to take the piss out of Merrie England.

"One wonders what the ordinary man and woman in Merrie England would think of the telephone, the car".

Jim pauses with a look of bewilderment on his bruised face.

"One wonders?", ask Jim.

"I don't wonder."

"Do you wonder?" (NO! replies the audience who applaud Jim's honesty)

"It wasn't all lutes and flutes and chase me round the maypole. It was torture. Murder. Fraud. All that sort of thing."

Jim begins to feel faint, and starts a new sentence,"...And another thing..."

Lucky Jim then collapses and drifts into unconciousness with a dreamy smile on his face, cheered on and applauded by the supportive audience.

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We still live in an era which views history in rose-tinted spectacles.

We still live in a world of torture, murder and fraud and all that sort of thing.

Why?

The thesis is that Freemasonry has been directing events since its creation 6000 years ago (as stated on the plaque buried by George Washington) underneath the Capitol with the aim of global governance. In 1782 it allied with the satanist Illuminati. After it was banished the Illuminati then infiltrated The House of Saxe-Gotha which later assumed control of the British throne.

QED.