WHY DIDN'T THE ICKES KNOCK 70% OFF?

Greed.

Pure, unadulterated greed.

To 'celebrate' Dodgy Dave's 70th birthday they've only knocked a paltry 10% off.

They're hoarding everything and charging for it.

They claim reptilian satanist paedophiles are coming for the kids. If this was true then they should be giving everything away. FOR. FREE!!