Saturday, May 20, 2023

THE ICKE BUSINESS MODEL

Ickonic is a business, with a brand, and brand loyalty, and KPIs, etc.

Their business model is:

  1. scare the shit out of you with tales of shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles who live in the moon (even though not one Icke has seen or heard one);
  2. jump on the bandwagon of the current thing and make wild incorrect allegations and claims and hope nobody notices;
  3. sell merchandise made in China and Israel, and sell access to crumby videos.

Simple but effective.

That's how they can afford to get fat and have long boozy weekends and go for long walks alone along disused railway lines.

No comments: