Thursday, July 04, 2024

ER, GARTH? YOU DO KNOW THAT SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN SATANIST PAEDOPHILES LIVE IN THE MOON AND RECEIVE THEIR ORDERS FOR WORLD DOMINATION FROM SATURN?

You did get that memo from your daddy?

Da Ickez organised crime family: daddy Dave is the most morbidly obese bloke in the universe; Jaymie is on holiday abroad again; and Garth rants about milk from 1932. It's so, so sad (sigh). No wonder we're in this mess.

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