WHEN DA ICKEZ EACH REINCARNATE AS TOILET BRUSHES (MADE IN CHINA, OF COURSE, WHERE THEY SOURCE THEIR MERCH), WHAT COLOUR WILL THEY EACH BE?

For me:

1. David will be the blackest black;
2. Jaymie will be the dullest grey;
3. Garth will be a rainbow toilet brush, the rainbow of rainbows, there to make your toilet the rainbow toilet.

So in the future, just think about Da Ickez when you buy your next toilet brush.

In fact, why don't Da Ickez sell their own toilet brush? With the Ickonic logo? (made in China, of course). They flog flags, hats, bags. So why not toilet brushes? Nail the market.

C'mon lads! Just think. This time next year you could be millionaires (with a little help from your AWOL spirit guides).