7 THINGS 'MURICA GAVE THE WORLD

'Murica.

The greatest country on the planet.(allegedly), and also the most in debt (the 2 are connected).

We should celebrate 'Murica, and recognise the contributions it has made.

Here's 7 things that 'Murica gave to the world:

1. Chinese food;
2. Pizza;
3. war;
4. slavery;
5. genocide;
6. the atomic bomb; 
7. Donald J Trump

 So, on behalf of the world, I say, "Thanks, 'Murica".