Monday, June 22, 2015

THE WORLD IS CRAYZEEE! : WOMAN WITH DANCING TITS PREDICTS FOOTBALL RESULTS

I thought I'd seen it all when Belling Cat finally succumbed to temptation and joined the Murdoch Empire.

But this...

This is just...

Just CRAYZEEE!!

The YouTube star, called Teresa The Tit, has an unusual method of determining which team will triumph.

It follows on from the stripping presenter from Venezuela who shed her clothes when her country beat Colombia 1-0.

It's certainly more interesting than Paul The Octopus, who rose to fame with his searing divinations during the 2010 World Cup in Germany.

Teresa attaches mini flags to her nipples (decorated like black-and-white footballs) and then makes her breasts dance.

Her mini videos are given extra authenticity by the presence of the South American football competition's logo and mascot although we're sure these spots are less than official.

The nation whose flag remains on the longest will win the tie.

Helpfully, a split-screen close-up gives viewers a clear sight of the winner.

If both survive a few minutes vigorous wriggling it means the tie will finish a draw.

She has correctly guessed the results of five of the eight matches so far in the South American football competition.

Chile v Ecuador - Chile win (correct: 2-0)

Argentina v Paraguay - Argentina win (wrong: 2-2)

Uruguay v Jamaica - Uruguay win (correct: 1-0)

Mexico v Bolivia - draw (correct: 0-0)

Brazil v Peru - Brazil win (correct: 2-1)

Chile v Mexico - Chile win (wrong: 3-3)

Mexico v Ecuador - Mexico win (wrong: 1-2)

Chile v Bolivia - Chile win (correct: 5-0)

[source : Are this beauty's boobs psychic?, Daily Star, http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/449571/boob-breast-psychic-predict-divine-game-copa-america-football-thereas-the-tit, 22nd June 2015]


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