"MENTALLY UNSTABLE MANIAC" JOHN BOLTON CONVENED A HIGHLY UNUSUAL MEETING WITH TOP GOVERNMENT, SECURITY AND MILITARY OFFICIALS TO DISCUSS IRAN

And apparently it wasn't about sending an aircraft carrier strike group and a B52 bomber strike group to confront Iran.

So what was it about then?

Attendees included:
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Joe Dunford;
CIA head Gina Haspel;
Acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan;
Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats;
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

Sounds to me like a meeting to arrange a war. Gee, I wonder who that war could be against?

Maybe we should get super-sleuth newshound Captain Prevert on the case?

The world : "Paul, you've got to do something about this before we very quickly sleepwalk into WW3!"
Captain Pervert : "But...but......but. MILKSHAKES!!"

Oh, that's right. I forgot he and Trump are U S Military Intelligence agents.

Sorry.

Duh!