Sunday, October 25, 2026

THOSE SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN SATANIST PAEDOPHILES WHO LIVE IN THE MOON (OR SOMETHING) WILL BE QUAKING IN THEIR (MOON) BOOTS

I hoped Garth had finally realised the seriousness of our situation when he reported on the Bill Gates trial in Holland this week. But alas,...

What's more important:

1. playing ice hockey at 10 o'clock on a Saturday night;

2. driving a few hundred miles to Wales to hide down a hole;

3. saving your wife and 2 daughters from shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles who live in the moon.

It's a no-brainer, innit?

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