That safe space is the following total abomination and disgrace: President Andrew Jackson, brutal holder of 300 slaves for his plantation The Hermitage, and misguided fool of British agent Martin van Buren, who used Jackson to destroy America's wealth and economy by withdrawing America's wealth from The Second Bank of the United States of America and placing it all in the banks his mates owned and ran, who then used that wealth to speculate by creating money out of thin air, which evetually led to the panic of 1837 and the crash of the American economy.
But there is one big problem: Infowhores love the guy!!! Jackson, that is. Alex 'my ancestors fought for the Confederacy' Jones regularly plays songs praising Jackson!!
So, if you feel that there is something seriously wrong with Andrew Jackson, pwease don't violate the safe space of Infowhores and hurt their feewings by pointing out just what a total fucktard Jackson was by instigating The Trail of Tears after a Cherokee had saved his life, Jackson thanking his Cherokee saviour by telling him that Jackson would forever be his bestest mate in the whole wide world.
Some mate Jackson musy have been, eh?
I'm sorry, Infowhores. I violated your safe space then I shall say a thousand Hail Donald Gump's for penance.
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