BREAKING : ALEX JONES TO BE AWARDED CBE IN NEW YEARS HONOURS LIST

Alex Jones CBE

Nice ring to it.

Awarded for services to the British royal family for:

1. protecting, defending and promoting the British project known as The Confederate States of America;
2. employing pro-British monarchist Paul Joseph Watson;
3. blaming 9/11 and everything bad on leftists, muslims and immigrants.
   

Congratulations Alex!