Church : You may kiss the bride
You : I don't need your permission, mate. We're in love.
The State : You may go for a pint (after 2 negative tests from 3 days ago).
You : I don't need your permission, mate. I'm meeting my mates for a few bevvies and that's that.
The State : You may go for a walk in the sunshine, and get some fresh air in your lungs.
You : I don't need your permission, mate. I'm free. To do what I want. Any old time.
The State : You may ignore me.
You : That's more like it!! Fancy a pint? Go on. You know you want to.
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