SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE £1000 I DONATED TO DAVID ICKE (OR WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER GIVE THE ICKES A PENNY OR A CENT)

I donated £1000 to David Icke in 2006/7 for his I P Defence Fund.

But when my sister's house was professionally burgled in 2018 the Ickes mocked me.

So what happened to that £1000?

Well, Garth is currently walking around Scotland, throwing bananas at his mates and watching guys get blow jobs.

And as for Dave? 

While on his media platform, Ickonic, Daniela Lawler encourages us to look after ourselves and eat a healthy diet, it's clear that our Dave likes his pies, cakes, bacon butties and his lard.