Monday, October 14, 2024

ER, JAYMIE? ADD A PHOTO OF YOUR EMBARRASSINGLY MORBIDLY OBESE DADDY INTO THE MIX

Your daddy Dave has taken some devastatingly true historical information and smothered it in theoretical shape-shifting reptilian shit. He's done this after Quing Charles' best mate Michael Bentine encouraged his best mate Betty Shine to write about spiritual mediums. These mediums told your daddy Dave that he has many, many spirit guides to help him, and that saving us would be a, "slam dunk".

Where's this slam dunk, lad?

Even deranged, deluded devotees like Richie Allen must be asking, "Where's this slam dunk, lad?".

33 years David Icke has had to deliver this slam dunk.

Where's this slam dunk, lad?

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