Saturday, October 12, 2024

WHERE OH WHERE CAN GARTH ICKE BE?

Shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles who live in the moon are trying to enslave Garth, his wife and their 2 daughters, and everyone else in the world.

But apparently there are more important things than saving them, like getting pissed while checking out choo-choo trains.

Garth's heart (if he has one) is not in this fight. Because his embarrassingly morbidly obese daddy said it was going to be a "slam dunk" to save the world, Garth has taken that to mean that he doesn't have to do anything except have a grrrreat time..

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