Sunday, October 20, 2024

IS TODAY THE DAY WHEN GARTH ICKE FINALLY REMEMBERS WHO HE IS?

Garth drove all the way to deepest, darkest Lancashire just to get absolutely soaking wet.

His embarrassingly morbidly obese daddy claims that we are controlled by shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles who live in the moon and have the evil goal fo the total enslavement of the human race in a global tyranny run by cruel AI. Garth has 2 daughters, which makes them the granddaughters of Garth's embarrassingly morbidly obese daddy.

So why is Garth's embarrassingly morbidly obese daddy content for Garth to drive all the way to deepest, darkest Lancashire just to get absolutely soaking wet, when Garth should maybe be expending his energy on the streets of Derbyshire, alerting the good people there of the terrible fate that is fast approaching them?

Is today the day when Garth finally remembers who he is? Er, nope.

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