SIXTEEN PINTS

So, Andrew Banks, the far-right bell-end who pissed right next to the plaque remembering PC Keith Palmer, says he was up all the night before drinking and had had a few during the day, for a total of 16 pints.

Here's the chorus in Johnny Cash's, Sixteen Tons:

Sixteen pints, and what do you get?
A far-right bell-end who's pissed in the head
Monkey chants, fights with cops, and Nazi salutes
Great Britain's not great with these thug racist roots