ER, GARTH? REALLY? WOULD YOU WANT LORE TO BE FILMED DOING THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF DERBY CITY CENTRE?

We seriously doubt it.

We think you'd take a metal baseball bat to the guy's teeth.

What a week it's been:
1. I've started the process for sending you to prison;
2. you saw "Aynel sex" in the name of a teacher with a PhD in education and decades of teaching experience;
3. and now this.