SO BONKING BORIS (WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW MANY CHILDREN HE HAS) IS TO BE A FATHER. AGAIN!

So maybe that rumour that Carrie had black-eyed him coz he was bonking elsewhere was true after all...

▪️Stayed on holiday after terrorist attack
▪️Chancellor resigned
▪️Hired racist eugenicist
▪️Ignored flood victims
▪️Ignored coronavirus
▪️Heading for countrycidal Brexit that’s already cost £130bn
▪️Being sued by senior civil servant

A great first 79 days for Boris Johnson.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) February 29, 2020