SO NOW THEY'RE TELLING US THAT 34 MILLION YEARS AGO MONKEYS MADE RAFTS AND SAILED FROM AFRICA TO SOUTH AMERICA

Well, at the time, 34 million years ago, what else could a monkey do on a Tuesday afternoon?

Or, another explanation could be that something else transported them there?

Monkeys 'travelled 900 miles across sea to South America on a raft' millions of years ago https://t.co/JZGXEQBDfU pic.twitter.com/qBe3f4T5Kb

— Daily Star (@dailystar) April 10, 2020